京燕KINGYEN

Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
    男人的問題是：

 If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
     如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
     對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
     如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
     如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
     如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
     如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
     如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
     如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
     如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
     如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
     如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
     如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
     如果妳沒有守承諾，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
     如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
     如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
     如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
     如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
     如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!
     如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
    如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．